Sunday, September 26, 2010

LoCAL BoDY DeMOcRaCY iS A FaLSE CoNSTRuCT

  • DiFFiCULT To UPDaTE SiNCE BrOWNLeE Took CONtRoL (hElicoPTerS)
  • FoRCiBLY ReMOVeD FrOM CoUNcIL-ConTRoLLED PuBLIC LIbRARY
  • HiD iN RuINED MeXiCAN ReSTAURANT on COLOMBo STREeT
  • InTERNEt ACCeSS CuT OfF NoTHING To EAT BuT LEmONS
  • SEIsmIc TREmorS hAve sH1fted PRoPERTY BoUNDaRIeS
  • G.S.T RiSING To 15%
  • ChiMNEY ReMOVaL AND ReCONsTRuCTION BuSiNESS Up 1700%
  • CoLUMBUs AdDeD TO "QuAKE FoR CaNTERBuRY" LinE-UP
  • SToLE SOme VOtIng PAperS
VoTinG FoRM DeSiGNED To ENGenDER REPtILiAN COIGnITIVe DISSONaNCE


"DeM0CrACY" FrOM GReEK "dēmokratia" MeANING "tHE iLLUsIoN OF CHoice"

PARKER DiD N0T EnGInEER tHE EaRTHQuAKES tO GaIN "VoTeS"

ThE DeMOCRaTIC SySTEM iS A FiCTiON

ThEY OfFeR Us ArtiFICiAL PabLUM WitH THeIr FoRMs anD PosTERs AnD PoINTLeSS ELeCTioNEERInG
THe DEciSION HaS ALREADY BeEN MaDE

BrOWNLee anD BreNDAn SMYTH GaTHER TheiR OccUPYiNG FORcES

PaRKER'S ReIGN WiLL CoNTiNUE

He WiLL BaTHE iN ThE TEaRS OF Y0UR CHiLDREN

D0 NoT BeL1EVE ThEIR LiES
MiCHAEL HaNSEN SeeMS To HaVE ThE RIgHT IDeA

7 comments:

  1. Michael Hansen is our saviour!!!

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  2. thank goodness you're back and ok.

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  3. Mike Yardley is Frankenstein

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  4. Michael Hanson
    (Economic Euthenics)

    "I represent the poor people of Christchurch who can't bet and booze"

    "Euthenics is the science of the improvement of living standards - Better houses, appliances, TV's, cars, tradesmen, strippers, prostitutes and priests"

    "I support bus shelters... and putting the cities drunken homeless into sunnyside mental prison"

    "There is no such thing as schizophrenia. It's all done with two way transmitting bugs to talk to young people with potential. If the "talking" is ignored they are stung with an electronic cruelty machine"

    "Major heart surgery may be a thing of the past if experiments I have done by flushing veins through with sulfaric (not sulphuric) acid with the registered CLR (Calcium, Lime Rust) chemical to get rid of lime, waterstone and cholesterol by making an insertion at a wrist vein." (He never qualifies the 'if')

    "Genetically modified fat tomatoes etc, result in genetically modified fat people. Exercise is not much help. Watch what you eat"

    "The main issue this election is the treatment of mayoral 3rd party candidates, the use of a type of ray which can pass thru walls and sting, slow cook and annoy candidates to try to tire out and upset them before nomination day, should not be happening during the time of a Labour Govt. The use of an offensive tingle ray at meetings, and looking inside candidates houses and stinging them on the head with cell phone-lasers is disgracefull, there is no co-operation from the Labour Govt police, Remember, it is not compulsory to vote, but if you do vote, vote for me."

    "I will explain my cause in Parliament when I take over in Wigram. Other issues are the need to have the same security arrangements as they have in South Africa, therefore I want gates on Cheviot St, Bletsoe Av, Rosewarne Street and Meadowville Avenue and cameras on polls here to stop various labourers from coming into the street overnight and doing stupid things, like pinching number plates and fence palings, car batteries, breaking house and vehicle windows, forcing vehicle doors, and playing round with electronics to annoy people in the street when they are trying to sleep. We can now match these electronics and radiation war is likely to result. Lack of numbers on letterboxes and on businesses will result in a $100 fine"

    yep, he is the only reasonable choice.

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  5. Just wondering if THEY have got to you.

    Helicopters overhead

    can't write more

    wATCH THE SKIES

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  6. this is fucking nuts

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  7. wtf is this place?

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