- DiFFiCULT To UPDaTE SiNCE BrOWNLeE Took CONtRoL (hElicoPTerS)
- FoRCiBLY ReMOVeD FrOM CoUNcIL-ConTRoLLED PuBLIC LIbRARY
- HiD iN RuINED MeXiCAN ReSTAURANT on COLOMBo STREeT
- InTERNEt ACCeSS CuT OfF NoTHING To EAT BuT LEmONS
- SEIsmIc TREmorS hAve sH1fted PRoPERTY BoUNDaRIeS
- G.S.T RiSING To 15%
- ChiMNEY ReMOVaL AND ReCONsTRuCTION BuSiNESS Up 1700%
- CoLUMBUs AdDeD TO "QuAKE FoR CaNTERBuRY" LinE-UP
- SToLE SOme VOtIng PAperS
VoTinG FoRM DeSiGNED To ENGenDER REPtILiAN COIGnITIVe DISSONaNCE
"DeM0CrACY" FrOM GReEK "dēmokratia" MeANING "tHE iLLUsIoN OF CHoice"
PARKER DiD N0T EnGInEER tHE EaRTHQuAKES tO GaIN "VoTeS"
ThE DeMOCRaTIC SySTEM iS A FiCTiON
ThEY OfFeR Us ArtiFICiAL PabLUM WitH THeIr FoRMs anD PosTERs AnD PoINTLeSS ELeCTioNEERInG
THe DEciSION HaS ALREADY BeEN MaDE
BrOWNLee anD BreNDAn SMYTH GaTHER TheiR OccUPYiNG FORcES
PaRKER'S ReIGN WiLL CoNTiNUE
D0 NoT BeL1EVE ThEIR LiES
MiCHAEL HaNSEN SeeMS To HaVE ThE RIgHT IDeA
